Overheard on the eastbound Jubilee Line train today at about 1620. Two blokes, sitting next to each other, apparently friends. One of them takes out an apple and starts eating it. The other one looks at him and says:
‘What are you doing?’
His friend continues eating the apple.
‘Are you having a crafty apple? Are you?’
The man continues to eat the apple.
‘You are! Oooooh. A crafty apple. Nice.’