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Labour’s response to #ToriesForCorbyn shows they really have lost the plot

Theres a lot to admire about Jeremy Corbyn. For one, you cant fault his conviction. While his entire party falls over itself to adopt as many Tory policies as possible, Corbyn remains a stalwart voice of the left. The ideological antithesis of Kendall and the Blairites, Corbyn appears to want to finish the job that Ed Miliband started: bringing Labour back to the left.

Its no wonder, then, that Toby Young and a cadre of other Conservatives want to see Corbyn win. After all, Miliband led Labour to its worst defeat since 1983; he achieved the seemingly insurmountable by appealing to the electorate less than Gordon Brown. To witness that defeat and watch the Labour party administration transfer from the hands of a Hampstead Liberal to an unabashed socialist is something Conservative politicos would no doubt relish.

Thats why Young has put forward #ToriesForCorbyn, a small campaign encouraging Conservatives to join the Labour party and cast ballots for camp Corbyn. Writing in the Telegraph, Young said: ‘For just a £3 membership fee you can help consign the party to electoral oblivion in 2020 – and silence its loony Left forever.’

Far from a serious coup attempt, Youngs plan amounts to a wry thought experiment. Its the sort of playground politics that keeps the political punditry entertained between elections. The prospect of Corbyn winning is slim to none, even with Tory support, and everybody knows that: Young calculated that it would take approximately 80,000 #ToriesForCorbyn to win. This is just good fun, as Guido put it.


Yet against the (currently 18/1) odds, the Labour party appears to believe that a Tory-bolstered candidate would be a genuine threat. As if in agreement that Corbyn would indeed lead the Labour party to commit suicide by ballot box, their press corps has briefed the Huffington Post that the party is working to weed out any fakes in the run up to the leadership election. They say theyve discovered fifteen covert tories, including Justice Secretary Michael Gove. Given that Gove is a member of the cabinet, youd be awarded no points for guessing what gave him away.

This isnt the first time Labour HQ has tried to root out those they consider to be turncoats. Last month, Labour made the news when it sent letters to Scottish members who voiced support for the SNP on social media, informing them that they’d been expelled from the party for five years. Normal political parties do not expel their members and then salt the earth just for losing faith in them – but this is exactly what happened in Scotland. Then again, Labour has not been a normal political party for some time. The raving response to #ToriesForCorbyn is just the next sad chapter of its slow descent into madness.

Rather than focusing on rebuilding after a crushing defeat, Labour is diverting resources to purging its membership of the ideologically impure. One imagines that the majority of the fifteen Tories Labour HQ expelled are less prominent than Michael Gove, so how are they deciding who is worthy of expulsion? Are they scouring social media accounts, as they did when expelling SNP voters? The Huffington Post says that Labour are liaising with regional offices in order to verify new members, which means that some quantity of Labours staff across the country is devoted to this bizarre project. The mind boggles.

Labour has had a problem with entryism since its establishment, but rarely has it taken action. It took the partys National Executive Committee nearly two decades to disaffiliate from the Trotskyist Militant Tendency, yet it is patting itself on the back for identifying Michael Gove as a potential Tory infiltrator.

The paranoia currently gripping Labour will only hurt the party going forward, for it does little except bring greater attention to those left untouched. Rather than condemn Tom Watson for addressing gender segregated audiences, theyve allowed him to run for deputy leader. Its a worrying day for liberals when the UKs leading centre-left party would rather devote resources to ridding itself of dissidents as opposed to tearing down the walls that divide communities. 

Toby Young should be proud, because his experiment has evidently got under Labours (very thin) skin. It only took fifteen people to force the party into action, offering an implicit admission of the disaster Corbyn would be and showing how far theyre willing to go to make his leadership less likely. Lets face it: it is extremely unlikely that the party would have cast out people if they were voting for, say, David Miliband or Alan Johnson.

Pencil-pushers at Labour HQ may laugh at the fact they can hang on to the money Gove and co paid to join the party (a grand total of £45, or a few inches of billboard), but in politics, intelligence like this is priceless. For starters, its yet more proof that socialism will never again drive the Labour party.

And theyve revealed something else, too: while gouging Youngs Conservatives out of the membership, theyve shown how little theyve grown in the two months that have followed polling day. Chasing diversions like a fleeting hashtag campaign allows the party to distract itself from asking the tough questions it needs to ask if it ever hopes to be elected again. After a loss that dire, someone in Labour must be watching this play out and asking themselves: ‘Christ, dont we have anything better to do?’


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