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Former chairman of Pizza Express: Labour ignorant of way capitalism works

3 February 2015

3:59 PM

3 February 2015

3:59 PM

‘The Labour Party is looking to appoint a Business Relations Administrator’ according to their website. Is this the toughest job in Westminster? After a vicious onslaught from Tory sympathising CEOs like Boots’ boss Stefano Pessina and former M&S chief Stuart Rose, and more attacks expected in the run up to polling day, only those with a thick skin need apply.

The lucky candidate will have to tackle allegations that Labour’s ‘business-bashing’ could harm the economy and that Ed Miliband is a ‘1970s throwback’. Another key part of the job will be ‘ensuring that the business relations database is kept up-to-date’. For all their hard work the lucky candidate will be remunerated to the tune of £26,131.

Whoever gets the job can put former Pizza Express chairman Luke Johnson down as a ‘maybe’, after he claimed Labour ‘are ignorant of the way markets and capitalism works’. Is he suggesting Ed Balls et al don’t get dough?


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