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Dame Vivienne Westwood and model Alice Dellal told to frack off by Guido Fawkes gang

6 November 2014

1:05 PM

6 November 2014

1:05 PM

Mr S was in one of Westminster’s finest watering holes last night to toast Guy Fawkes. And who better to do it with than his old muckers from Guido Fawkes, who had whacked a hefty wodge of cash behind the bar in honour of their patron saint.

The guest list was terribly exclusive: Jo Johnson, Buzzfeed’s Jim Waterson, and various libertarians from the Adam Smith Institute made the cut, but Dame Vivienne Westwood and the heiress model Alice Dellal were turned away.

The pair disappeared off into the night to join the gaggle of Anonymous protesters getting their hemp knickers in a twist about fracking/Julian Assange/capitalism. But given that Dellal’s grandfather was British property tycoon ‘Black Jack’ Dellal, who was reportedly worth £480 million, and Vivienne Westwood’s smashing-of-the-system has reportedly made her an estimated $185 million, Mr S can see why they were hoping to seek refuge at a party full of free-marketeers.


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