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Charlie’s Angels

25 February 2010

12:09 AM

25 February 2010

12:09 AM

Does it matter if this story is actually true or not? It’s clearly going to be a movie soon. All that needs to be decided is the casting:

A lingerie model is believed to be the mastermind behind an all-women drug gang that smuggles cocaine into Britain.
An international arrest warrant has been issued for Angie Sanselmente Valencia, 30, who is said to only hire glamour models to transport the drugs from South America to Europe.
It’s believed that Colombian-born Valencia had been seeing a Mexican drug lord known as ‘The Monster’ but split with him at the end of last year to form her own cocaine-smuggling gang.
[…] Her ‘angels’ were paid £3,200 for each trip they made and one of her gang is believed to have boarded a flight every 24 hours with the packages of cocaine.

From Argentina they would fly up to the Mexican Caribbean resort of Cancun and from there they would smuggle them into Europe.

I think this is a role for Penelope Cruz, no?

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