Mr S was sipping his breakfast tea when he saw this plea from deposed Cabinet minister Owen Paterson:
I’m looking for someone to run my new office, but I seem to have lost Dominic Cummings’s phone number. Can anyone help?
— Owen Paterson MP (@Owen_PatersonMP) July 21, 2014
Tags: David Cameron, Dominic Cummings, Owen Paterson, reshuffle 2014
Cameroons need not apply.