It’s not just Vince Cable who is getting it in the neck today for the scathing report into the sell-off of the Royal Mail. Michael Fallon is copping his share of the blame too. Fallon has friends in high places; but he’s wound up one of his Tory colleagues:

‘Fallon is 62 years old this year, and is one of those safe-seat types. You know, the sort of guy who thinks ‘campaign’ is a fizzy white wine from France. His whole job was to sit on Vince Cable. But he’s been AWOL in recent months, and today the National Audit Office has holed Fallon below the waterline. This Royal Mail story will badly damage him.’

Now, now. The expected reshuffle is still months away, but Tories are already taking blunt instruments to each other. Delicious!

Tags: Conservative, Michael Fallon, National Audit Office, Privatisation, Royal Mail