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that’s thirty minutes, you did your weird jaw thing ten times, I win!!
We’ve been here too long. Time to go!
Ach! Mein Gott! He never stops!
“Can I go yet?”
That’s unbelievable. 90 minutes watching a match against England, with only a Scotland supporter for company.
that’s thirty minutes, you mentioned your moral compass three times, I win!!
German supporters confirm England are toast
The Daily Mirror’s Spot the Chins competition was won by Mr Carruthers of Elgin, who gave the correct score of Merkel 5, Brown 2
Another SMS from your friend Blair
vot iz dis I wrote on ze back ov meine hand – ach ja – “Gordon, I hef had a jolly gut time of enjoyment with you”
Nope – no pulse!
I’ll give you until 12!
“Remember Thatcher saying that Gorbachev was a man she could do business with? Well, I think the same of you Gordie”. (Thinking: I bet he wasn’t as boring as you, though)
GB: I remeber wee jimmy crankie scoring a blinder against engerland in ’78, how we cheered in the taverns of McfifeAW: Stuff this you boring old fart, are the pubs still open..
Beam me up, Scottie!
Man in light blue checked shirt: “Psst… Angela… whatever you do, don’t mention the war.”
“Nearly time to sign the Constitution, sorry “Treaty”, Gordon…”
Beckham should be coming off around now ?
Gordon, is this your snot on my sleeve?
Gordon Brown smiles as he hears the result from Pittodrie- Scotland have won, England have lost- what more would a Scotsman want!
“Yes! Only 5 minutes until the English lose again.”
“I make it 7″ said Angela
Merkel – Time is running out.
Brown – But Angela darling, my wife, my children.
Merkel – No, you fool. I mean to sign the Treaty.
Well, by my reckoning, mensch, it’s 2 months 1 day and 16 hours before you have to sign the not-the-constitution-in-another-form documents.
“Is this a dagger which I see before me,
The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee.
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still”.
KITT? KITT? I tell you, this watch does nothing that the advert said it would…………..