that’s thirty minutes, you did your weird jaw thing ten times, I win!!

Ach! Mein Gott! He never stops!

That’s unbelievable. 90 minutes watching a match against England, with only a Scotland supporter for company.

BOOOOOOO!

The Daily Mirror’s Spot the Chins competition was won by Mr Carruthers of Elgin, who gave the correct score of Merkel 5, Brown 2

vot iz dis I wrote on ze back ov meine hand – ach ja – “Gordon, I hef had a jolly gut time of enjoyment with you”

I’ll give you until 12!

GB: I remeber wee jimmy crankie scoring a blinder against engerland in ’78, how we cheered in the taverns of Mcfife
AW: Stuff this you boring old fart, are the pubs still open..

Man in light blue checked shirt: “Psst… Angela… whatever you do, don’t mention the war.”

Beckham should be coming off around now ?

Gordon Brown smiles as he hears the result from Pittodrie- Scotland have won, England have lost- what more would a Scotsman want!

Merkel – Time is running out.

Brown – But Angela darling, my wife, my children.

Merkel – No, you fool. I mean to sign the Treaty.

“Is this a dagger which I see before me,
The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee.
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still”.