that’s thirty minutes, you did your weird jaw thing ten times, I win!!
JAck
We’ve been here too long. Time to go!
Perry
Ach! Mein Gott! He never stops!
ThunderDragon
“Can I go yet?”
Lee Jakeman
That’s unbelievable. 90 minutes watching a match against England, with only a Scotland supporter for company.
richad
that’s thirty minutes, you mentioned your moral compass three times, I win!!
kinglear
BOOOOOOO!
AM
German supporters confirm England are toast
Og
The Daily Mirror’s Spot the Chins competition was won by Mr Carruthers of Elgin, who gave the correct score of Merkel 5, Brown 2
TomTom
Another SMS from your friend Blair
hogarth zombie
vot iz dis I wrote on ze back ov meine hand – ach ja – “Gordon, I hef had a jolly gut time of enjoyment with you”
Ed Sullivan-Pond
Nope – no pulse!
Ed Sullivan-Pond
I’ll give you until 12!
J Small
“Remember Thatcher saying that Gorbachev was a man she could do business with? Well, I think the same of you Gordie”. (Thinking: I bet he wasn’t as boring as you, though)
albert hammond bootleg
GB: I remeber wee jimmy crankie scoring a blinder against engerland in ’78, how we cheered in the taverns of Mcfife AW: Stuff this you boring old fart, are the pubs still open..
Andrew Scadding
Beam me up, Scottie!
Richard
Man in light blue checked shirt: “Psst… Angela… whatever you do, don’t mention the war.”
ThunderDragon
“Nearly time to sign the Constitution, sorry “Treaty”, Gordon…”
TomTom
Beckham should be coming off around now ?
Tom
Gordon, is this your snot on my sleeve?
S Jamieson
Gordon Brown smiles as he hears the result from Pittodrie- Scotland have won, England have lost- what more would a Scotsman want!
TMS
“Yes! Only 5 minutes until the English lose again.”
“I make it 7″ said Angela
Tapestry
Merkel – Time is running out.
Brown – But Angela darling, my wife, my children.
Merkel – No, you fool. I mean to sign the Treaty.
Tiberius
Well, by my reckoning, mensch, it’s 2 months 1 day and 16 hours before you have to sign the not-the-constitution-in-another-form documents.
wonderfulforhisage
“Is this a dagger which I see before me,
The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee.
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still”.
bymasson
KITT? KITT? I tell you, this watch does nothing that the advert said it would…………..