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Can you help Owen Paterson?

21 July 2014

21 July 2014

Mr S was sipping his breakfast tea when he saw this plea from deposed Cabinet minister Owen Paterson:


Cameroons need not apply.


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    never knew he was having an affair outside our matrimonial home. it dawn
    on me on that faithful day 4th of April 20st 2:23pm when he came to the
    house to pick his things, that was when i knew that
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    the marriage which i have built for over 6 years, i was confused and
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    when the father of my kids started putting up some strange behaviour, i
    never knew he was having an affair outside our matrimonial home. it dawn
    on me on that faithful day 4th of April 20st 2:23pm when he came to the
    house to pick his things, that was when i knew that
    situation has gotten out of hand and he then told me he want to quit
    the marriage which i have built for over 6 years, i was confused and
    dumbfounded i called on family’s and friends but to no avail. two months
    after i started having problem with my kids welfare, rent-age and all
    of it, i really went through hair. until a day i was browsing on the
    internet and i happen to meet DR OFRUE, i never believed on this but i
    needed my man back so i gave the spell caster my problem at first i
    never trusted him so i was just doing it but you know a problem shared
    is half solved after 2das my husband called me Telling me that he his
    coming back home and that was all. now we are living happily as husband
    and wife, i still can believe it just too real to be real it highly
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  • sara
  • sara

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    قیمت خودرو
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  • sara

    Actually Dominic Cummings

    سایپا

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  • The Masked Marvel

    “Can you help Owen Paterson?”

    Yes. Join UKIP.

  • Louis McDarty

    He should contact Adam Werritty.

  • Aberrant_Apostrophe

    Shame. I thought this article was going to be about rescue centres for clapped-out or abandoned Government Ministers…

  • dado_trunking

    Liam Fox is available …

  • Lady Magdalene

    I’m going to enjoy the next 10 months.

  • Chingford Man

    He could employ his Ulster former SPAD who makes Cummings look like a wimp,

  • Kitty MLB

    Well, dear chap. If a fragrant classics person who resides
    in the westcountry can be of any service to you or the
    dynamic Michael Gove..send a message by post chaise.
    It takes a while for the horses to travel the usual route
    from Bath to London but shall see what can be done.

    Do have a pleasant morning tea..and I assume this request
    of yours was a spot of jocularity..

    • MirthaTidville

      Now if Dave was a deep thinker, he would be ruefully relecting on the dangers he might have unleashed on his somewhat fragile position. However thankfully he is not…

    • telemachus

      Worth reading what Tristram like Dominic said:

      “As Bismarck said about Napoleon III, Cameron is a sphinx without a riddle,” he said. “Everyone is trying to find the secret of David Cameron, but he is exactly what he appears to be. There’s no mystery to him. He had a picture of Macmillan on his wall … That’s all you need to know.”

      • Colonel Mustard

        Tristram Hunt describing Cameron as a sphinx without a riddle.

        Pot. Kettle.

        • dado_trunking

          Tristram beats Michael hands down.
          Chuka beats Sajid hands down.
          Now all Liebour need to do is replace Balls and UKIP to split the vote.

          • Kitty MLB

            Utter rubbish and we have heard all this before.
            If you had an original thought in your head it
            would be in isolation.

            • telemachus

              Ladybird Ladybird
              The swifts and swallows gather

              • Kitty MLB

                The Bee’s are also gathering? And what on earth
                do you mean by swifts and swallow..

                • telemachus

                  Some birds, such as swifts and swallows, which feed on the wing are immune to the defensive chemicals of ladybirds.

                  http://www.ladybird-survey.org/enemies.aspx

                • Colonel Mustard

                  Always the veiled threat of coercion and violence from the admirer of the mass murderer Stalin.

                • Kitty MLB

                  I was more concerned about where he was going to lay his eggs! Quite revolting.At least
                  we can trust that unlike him you are a gentleman
                  dear Colonel.

                • telemachus

                  besotted

          • girondas2

            “Tristram beats Michael hands down.”
            If they are playing “Go johnny go go”

          • telemachus

            They will do their utmost to destroy your wisdom

            • Colonel Mustard

              I think he and you do a good job of that without any contribution from the sane.

        • telemachus

          Actually Dominic Cummings

          He goes on:

          “To get anything done you have to have priorities and there are no priorities … Everyone is discouraged from telling the truth to important people. There’s no grip, no focus. I thought it was a shame”

          http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/educationnews/10902041/David-Cameron-is-a-sphinx-without-a-riddle-says-Michael-Goves-closest-ally.html

          • Colonel Mustard

            Dully corrected thanks.

          • girondas2

            Still love your demand that we should all ignore the deaths in the Ukraine and concentrate on what is really important to telemachus (if not to anyone else): your wretched Policy Review.

            Subject under discuusion:
            MH17 makes the situation in Ukraine an American crisis and an EU catastrophe

            Telemachus’s contribution:
            “For goodness sake
            Let us get back to the policy forum
            Everyone wants to hear the pledges for 2015”

            I trust that quote ends up on your gravestone, for it sums you up perfectly.

            • telemachus

              They bear a repeat:

              a million homes

              a new deal on rail ownership

              a higher minimum wage

              devolution to towns and cities

              tackling energy prices

              • girondas2

                You are, as the saying goes, “The gift that keeps on giving”

                • Kitty MLB

                  My wise ole granny used to say, you shouldn’t look a gift horse in the mouth. Especially when
                  they are giving gifts.

              • Colonel Mustard

                And don’t forget owls for everyone.

                Me, I’m ‘owling with laughter that such cretinous “pledges” could be taken seriously by anyone over the age of about five.

        • Kitty MLB

          And Tristram is the boy with wings who flew to
          close to the sun. A riddle within an enigma he’s
          not.

          • dado_trunking

            I blame the daughter of George Lucas, Caroline, for this shambles.

            • Kitty MLB

              I thought Caroline Lucas was locked away
              in the Tower of London or elsewhere for creating a riot over something or other
              last year.

              • dado_trunking

                Caroline Lucas, the Nelson Mandela of green common sense-ism? Now you are taking this too far for my taste.

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