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Is a Luis Suárez musical on the cards?

26 June 2014

1:29 PM

26 June 2014

1:29 PM

For the moment we only have one genius song by Tom Rosenthal, Hey Luis Don’t Bite Me (hear it below), but surely a full-blown musical isn’t far away. In the meantime we can’t wait for Hey Luis to hit the football stands:

‘There’s a party in your brain,
no one is invited and no one ever came,
what is going on?
what on earth is going on in there?

There’s magic in your feet.
Diamonds in your feet, wolves in your eyes,
Wait for the surprise, wait for the big surprise.

Hey Luis Luis don’t bite me,

Tough to be a genius,
tough to be a man,
tough to be a horse,
tough to be a frog
tough to be a football
tough to be alive

You’re not getting wiser,
you’re not getting smarter,
but you’re sure getting bolder,
oh what a love
what a love for the shoulders

A psychoanalysts dream
you gotta lie down,
tell them what it means
maybe they can work it out
maybe no one can work you out

Always carry snacks,
save your fellow man
from your crazy mouth attacks ,
oh louis we all get hungry

Hey Luis Luis don’t bite me’


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  • global city

    A funny thing in the ‘Sports’ reporting in the MSM … Liverpool are being held to a higher moral …er, thingy than other clubs, especially those who may buy Suarez.

    is this Israel v the Palastinians?

  • Pier66

    He’s a footballing genius.
    His four month ban is a big chunk out of Liverpool’s season.
    He must get stuck in when he returns to playing football,he can eat his way through any defence in the Premier League.ynwa and TORY all the way

  • Pier66

    Suarez will storm back from this and top the scoring charts for the Reds once again! As long as you’re a Red, YNWA Luis Suarez!

  • Pier66

    suarez being banned for Liverpool is a disgrace! I don’t agree with what he done but he did it in a Uruguay shirt not Liverpool!!!!!
    But he will back in november against newcastle or Chelsky and will be so sweet SCORE a couple of goals against (all those Envy jealous with foam on the mouth like pigs ) clubs in the international stage

  • http://www.CaerphillyPreserves.co.uk/ No Good Boyo

    It could be called “Love At First Bite”

    • Pier66

      Nice one !

  • Pier66

    Nice song lad….
    But
    LISTEN TO ME WE HAD TO GIVE ALL OUR TRUST TO LUIS SUAREZ IS A GREAT CHAMPION IS A KOPIEST FOR EVER KEEP FAITH ALL THE WAY HE WILL BACK STRONG THEN EVER LIKE LAST SEASON TO PUSH LFC TO WIN EVERYTHING THAT MY VIEW
    YNWA

    • http://www.CaerphillyPreserves.co.uk/ No Good Boyo

      I couldn’t give a sh!t. Even if you do shout it.

    • pablo58

      Nurse !!!!

      • Pier66

        You need a specialist, cause You have lots of hallucinationsget some good tablets get well soonYNWA
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        Nurse !!!!
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        • pablo58

          So, Suzie Chew IS off to Barca then. Apparently they have a better dental plan ( although a better ‘mental’ plan would be more useful with that nutter).

  • White Lightning

    How wonderfully pathetic.

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