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Why can’t Tory MPs keep their clothes on?

20 May 2014

20 May 2014

The 2010 Tory intake is defined by ruthless ambition, a penchant for pamphlets and rampant Euroscepticism. But Mr S has spotted another unifying characteristic: posing in their swimwear.

First we had Penny Mordaunt, the Portsmouth MP, in a variety of cossies for her appearence of flop TV show Splash!

(Image: Daily Star)

(Image: Daily Star)

Then there was Bristol’s Charlotte Leslie, who has recreated the Baywatch pose she first struck fifteen years ago (above).

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While it’s all for charity, perhaps it’s also a show of party loyalty, for Young Dave never seems to be out of his trunks. Look at those legs!

(Image: Getty)

(Image: Getty)

UPDATE: Mr Steerpike has remembered who started this craze in the first place…

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  • تور چین

    I don’t understand how a US citizen can fail it!
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  • loran

    WIth few exceptions, no proper art or music was produced after around the second world war. Both, in effect, had run their course.
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  • rima

    I think Keith Stuart’s Guardian piece was a largely measured and considerate response to what she said.کرکره برقیدرب اتوماتیک

  • Anthony Sanders

    Thank goodness you have Tories to show. In the USA, we have Hillary Clinton, Elizabeth Warren, Michelle Obama, and droves of others who would be charged with a hate crime if they appeared in a bathing suit.

    • dwwilcox

      Bollocks

  • mightymark

    “Bristol’s Charlotte Leslie”

    Sorry – I read the words and possessive in a different order!

  • Fergus Pickering

    It’s just as Robin Cook said wheh he invited Tory women to his parties. ‘Have you seen the Labour women?’ Oh I have, Robin. I have.

  • Picquet

    And with the exception of Cameron, all apparently fit.

  • George Laird

    Dear All

    Isn’t that a terribly nice pic of Charlotte Leslie.

    David Cameron’s is a bit of a stinker.

    That’s me I have ticked all the right boxes PC wise.

    Yours sincerely

    George Laird
    The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University

    • Bill Brinsmead

      .. terribly nice pic .. my analysis of English phrase composition and use indicates this is very unlikely to have been said by a student at the splendid University of Glasgow. If said in Scotland, mostly likely by a public school chap from England studying at St Andrews.

      The picture? Amazingly good.

      • George Laird

        Dear All

        “.. terribly nice pic .. my analysis of English phrase composition and use indicates this is very unlikely to have been said by a student at the splendid University of Glasgow”.

        Well, I have left, not on good terms tho!

        “If said in Scotland, mostly likely by a public school chap from England studying at St Andrews”.

        Not public school, however, I have watched rather a lot of BBC2 when younger.

        The picture? Amazingly good.

        Yes, I would stretch to that conclusion.

        Just to check you don’t do analysis as a job Bill?

        Yours sincerely

        George Laird

        The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University

  • Barney Spunner-White

    That explains why Charlotte Leslie is as much use as a chocolate teapot! She’s a bimbo!

    • George Laird

      Dear Barney

      That is an outrageous statement to make.

      “Charlotte Leslie is as much use as a chocolate teapot!”

      Strictly speaking chocolate is full of energy, that’s a plus, also tea doesn’t have to be hot to drink.

      Think positive.

      “She’s a bimbo!”

      I wouldn’t know, however, I don’t think she is terribly good at boxing after looking at some of her pictures, her weight is off centre, now if you said she couldn’t punch her way out of a paper bag I might agree.

      That said, I believe she does try hard in politics and what more can you ask.

      Speaking as a guy, I think her Baywatch episode is very brave because it was probably windy and she wasn’t wearing flip flops.

      And she looks cracking in a red swimsuit, although that won’t swing my vote, it might get her dinner and a movie.

      Finally, there is nothing in being a bimbo since we don’t live on a planet of Einstein’s.

      Yours sincerely

      George Laird
      The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University

  • Mike Power

    “flop TV show”? You mean the one that was slated by the critics but went on to win “the ratings battle for its 7.15pm-8.15pm slot with an average audience of 5.6 million viewers, a network share of 23.6%.”?

  • Simon Delancey

    Let’s pray that Eric Pickles can resist the urge to go forth in his swimming costume.

  • cromwell

    A good reason why women should not be in politics, especially tory women.

  • cromwell

    Argghh no please no I surrender.

  • literate3

    So, who would want to see Diane Abbott in a swimming costume or Harriet Harman or either Eagle or …?
    Cameron’s legs are nothing to write home about but since Millionaireband never shows his, Dave’s are presumably less bad. And as for Ed Balls triumph in running the London Marathon 14 minutes slower than one of my 70+-year-old friends *walked* it …

  • Tim

    point of this is what again?

    • George Laird

      Dear Tim

      I am just throwing this out there, but I think the article is a dig at David Cameron looking like a bust couch.

      Charlotte Leslie looking good in a red swimsuit.

      And Penny Mordaunt coming second to Charlotte.

      I am sure Charlotte will be pleased she came out on top.

      Mind you very brave of David Cameron to bear his breasts, pity is no one wants to see them.

      Yours sincerely

      George Laird
      The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University

  • Liminar

    Too late Tories….. UKIP have already beaten you in the hot female PPC stakes:

    i’ll see your Charlotte Leslie…

    And raise you UKIP’s Lizzy Vaid
    (Vaid, who could be the UKs hottest ever female MP in 2015)

  • Mynydd

    Tories will do any thing for a headline.

  • FrankS2

    Great, now let’s have a Specie’s Readers’ Wives page!

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