Natalie Rowe’s strange duet with Marvin Gaye

21 October 2013

4:55 PM

21 October 2013

4:55 PM

Among the more bizarre parts of Natalie Rowe’s Chief Whip, of which Mr S wrote earlier, is her alleged encounter with Marvin Gaye. The scribbling dominatrix even claims that she sang a duet with the deceased singer while they were on their way to buy cocaine at six in the morning:

‘As we walked an idea hit me. “Marvin?” “Yeah.” “Could we sing a duet?” “Sure. What do you want to sing?” “You Are Everything.” I cleared my throat and started to sing and he sang back. It had been a long night and our throats weren’t at their freshest but, as he held my hand as we sang in the summer dawn, I thought this had to be one of the most serene moments of my life.’

You can’t blame a girl for asking… But you can blame Rowe for this abysmal book, which Mr S has read so you don’t have to. His favourite moment is this preposterous description of one of Rowe’s clients:

‘For once I was lost for words. He looked a little — no — he looked a lot like former Nazi Reich Chancellor Adolf Hitler. He had the same haircut and, yes, unbelievably, the same little moustache. “My name is Gunther,” he offered. “We spoke on the phone.” I regained my composure. “Yes, of course, come in.” Minutes later, I was pushing down with all my strength, suffocating Gunther — who was tied to the bed — with a pillow. This wasn’t because I wanted to kill the little Hitler lookalike; he was just into suffocation.’

The ‘former Nazi Reich Chancellor’. Is there a current one? Anyone would think that she was trying to top up the word count.

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  • roger

    That is a fabulous photograph, the ‘L’ reg. car puts it at ’73 or a little after.
    From the photo of Natalie, a bit ‘fuller’ than I remember, I think she was a friend of my son’s mother, oops.
    What was the name of the street?

  • therealguyfaux

    “Ain’t That Peculiar?”

  • blindsticks

    Alleged is right. All bollocks I bet. Just like that ‘Happy Hooker’ rubbish that came out in the 70s by Xaviera Hollander. Now it looks like we’re in for a spate of S&M confessionals.

  • Will Honeycomb

    Splendid spot.
    I don’t know why people are so critical of George Osborne’s former association with her. Her punctilious attention to detail would have been welcome in the preparation of last year’s Budget, for example.
    I for one would be reassured to see recent photos of her sitting at a table with the Chancellor, going through some figures.

  • Josh

    Glad you found it abysmal too.for a mad moment i thought you were enjoying it by bothering to blog