Dave does not play the Game of Thrones

11 June 2013

1:05 PM

11 June 2013

1:05 PM

Plots, summary executions, sex scandals, leaks and treachery. No, not the last few weeks for the Prime Minister, but rather your average episode of HBO’s hit show Game of Thrones.

When asked at a charity reception that clashed with the series finale last night, whether he kept a close eye on it all, young Dave said ‘No, but I understand it’s getting brutal.’ Game of Thrones, that is, not the mood on the Tory backbenches.

‘Fair enough really, it’s a lot to commit to every week’ my source replied. Perhaps if Dave could give up on his addiction to iPhone games and dark Danish TV boxsets, he might pick up a thing or two about stamping out rebellions and holding unholy alliances together.

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  • CraigStrachan

    Ok, so, in the Tory version of “Game of Thrones”‘ Maggie Thatcher would be the “Mad King”, clearly.

    That would make Michael Heseltine the “King Slayer”, Jaime Lannister, and he has the hair for it.

    John Major would be Robert Baratheon.

    Not sure if Willam Hague or IDS would be King Joffrey.

    Michael Howard’s probably Ned Stark.

    So which character is Dave?

    • Major Plonquer

      Dave is Hoddor. Hoddor keeps banging on about the same thing and from his vocabulary is obviously the recipient of an Eton and Oxford education.